two accounts enter · one balance wins

BANK BALANCE
SMACKDOWN

completely fictional money, completely real violence

Type in two made-up account balances — nicknames optional, negatives and shorthand like 50k or 2.3M welcome. Each becomes a fighter, tiered by net worth from OVERDRAWN up to BEZOS-TIER, and the two throw down in the ring. The outcome is never in doubt — bigger balance always wins — but the fight is the whole point.

step into the ring
fighter one
VS
fighter two
VS
how does this work?

Every balance gets mapped onto a signed log scale, so a -$400 overdraft, a $50 checking account, and a $50M portfolio all land somewhere sane on the same power meter — that meter picks a tier (OVERDRAWN through BEZOS-TIER) and a matching set of moves. Three rounds of comic-book violence follow, damage numbers and all, but the finishing blow is rigged from the start: whichever balance is numerically higher always lands the KO. Nothing here is real financial advice, or real anything — the balances are whatever you typed in, and nobody's actual bank account is involved.